The Vintage Vixen

Ask me anything   25 going on 1875. Hopeful skeptic...making strides towards positivity. Lover of vintage. Lover of freedom. Lover. Fighting depression with beauty.


Writings and Ramblings

How to Respond to a Bad Pick-up Line

       Because if you’re going to insult me with that verbal tripe, I’m going to do the same to you.

How (not) to get over your ex

        Some (really bad) advice

How to be a Vixen: The First Date

        Some simple guidelines. Be a dame not a disaster.

Dear Santa: How do I become a burglar?

        8 tips from the KING of breaking and entering

How to be Betty-fuckin-Crocker

        ….without even trying.

How to NOT be a whore

        The complete idiot’s guide

My Super Awkward Date

        More like My Super Awkward Life

Sexting 101 - Sign Me Up

        Yeah… I’m a sexting newb.

7 Ways to Completely FUCK UP the “Sex Talk”

        Take it from me, parents, avoid these scenarios.

You’re a…a…*gasp*…FEMINIST?

        The definition of feminism and why everyone should be one.

Why Depression Doesn’t Heal…Overnight.

        The pain of depression and contemplating suicide.

10 Things I Wish Someone Had Told Me in High School

        Yep. Ten things I wish I’d’ve known. Dammit.

Relationship? More like Relation-shit

        I’ve learned some hard lessons. Tell me, have you?

Media and Body Image: Don’t be a victim

        I hate this “thin” obsession among women.

Depression, sadness, and recovery

       Thoughts on depression…

My battle with Catholicism

        Have you had enough guilt yet? Would you like more?

My Issue(s) with Texting

        There are rules to the game. Text etiquette, please.

Compostable bags disappear. Damn.

        Sun Chips! You let me down!

One of my more disturbing dreams

        I have a very vivid mind. It can be bad.

Sexism and Femininity: A Rant and Sarcasm

         Yeah, it rocks to be female. *scoff*

A Snippet of my hobby: Jewelry

        My sad attempt at creativity.